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Thread started 01/01/18 4:57pm

KingBAD

i feel like the wonderland rabbit...

I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE!!!!

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

A single guy decides

life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion,

he finally bought a talking centipede, [100-legged bug],

which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home,

found a good location for the box,

and decided he would start off by

taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to church with me today?

We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit,

but he waited a few minutes and then

asked him again.

"How about going to church with me

and receive blessings?"

But, again,

there was no answer from his new friend

and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more,

thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time;

this time putting his face

up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey in there!

Would you like to go to church with me

and learn about the Lord???"

A little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!!

I'm putting on my shoes."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 01/02/18 7:51am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #2 posted 01/03/18 11:02am

2045RadicalMat
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Preposterous...

How could a centipede afford shoes?

"Am I the only one who thought that LGBT was a new type of sandwich?"
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Reply #3 posted 01/03/18 2:37pm

morningsong

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2045RadicalMattZ said:

Preposterous...

How could a centipede afford shoes?



I didn't even get that far I got stuck on, which ones are his hands or does he have slip-on shoes?

“Do I dare Disturb the universe?”
― T.S. Eliot

“Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it”
― T.S. Eliot
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Reply #4 posted 01/03/18 9:07pm

purplethunder3
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Related image

...I know the world is done
but you don't have to be...
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Reply #5 posted 01/04/18 6:41am

KingBAD

purplethunder3121 said:

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lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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