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Thread started 01/06/18 6:59pm

KingBAD

BEING PREPARED...

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when quite near me
and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and tossed them down to me.

I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are so happy that you have passed our
little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:
always keep your condoms in your car....
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 01/06/18 7:36pm

purplethunder3
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The world is done...
But you don't have to be.
Darkness gathers around the light...
Hold on, hold on...
There is a Light--don't let it go out!
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Reply #2 posted 01/07/18 3:13pm

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