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Thread started 05/09/19 1:46pm

RodeoSchro

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We just seized a North Korean ship



We just seized a ship belonging to, it appears, North Korea's military through a sham company. We accused it of violating international sanctions by selling coal and buying heavy machinery. Allegedly, the North Koreans were using American banks (unwittingly, on the banks' part) to pay for maintenance, equipment and improvements to the ship.

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Reply #1 posted 05/09/19 3:30pm

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eek Oh shit.

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Reply #2 posted 05/09/19 4:02pm

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For whatever excuse. It's a trump ploy.

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Reply #3 posted 05/09/19 6:33pm

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Good keep little kim in check...
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Reply #4 posted 05/09/19 7:43pm

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But Hillary's emails.......

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Reply #5 posted 05/09/19 8:43pm

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13cjk13 said:

But Hillary's emails.......

No, no, no....it's Obama's fault.

Next thing you know Trump will be sending Rodman over there to fix the problem. lol

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Reply #6 posted 05/10/19 2:00am

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"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own....

To be continued.
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Reply #7 posted 05/10/19 3:52am

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luv4u said:

For whatever excuse. It's a trump ploy.



^ THAT

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Reply #8 posted 05/10/19 5:35am

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EmmaMcG said:

"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own.... To be continued.



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Reply #9 posted 05/10/19 6:12am

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PennyPurple said:



13cjk13 said:


But Hillary's emails.....



No, no, no....it's Obama's fault.


Next thing you know Trump will be sending Rodman over there to fix the problem. lol



Rumor has it they may send Rodman and Michael Jordan. Probably have a better psychological profile of Kim. Btw Rodeo, Obama or Hillary lassoed no ship, Trump administration did!
What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet?
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Reply #10 posted 05/10/19 6:15am

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EmmaMcG said:

"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own....

To be continued.


Rodeo captured zero NK ships, neither Obama or Hillarys work or "fault" btw who's fault for what? Fault for not being a pussy and ignoring Kim's bullshit. Trump administration did. Trump did.
What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet?
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Reply #11 posted 05/10/19 6:18am

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PennyPurple said:



13cjk13 said:


But Hillary's emails.....



No, no, no....it's Obama's fault.


Next thing you know Trump will be sending Rodman over there to fix the problem. lol



Obama had nothing to do with this. Neither did Hillary. So just stop there with the "fault" stop with the bastardizing my President for putting Kim in his place.
What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet?
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Reply #12 posted 05/10/19 6:20am

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13cjk13 said:

But Hillary's emails.....



What are you talking about. About time someone took Kim's ship. Trump administration did.
What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet?
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Reply #13 posted 05/10/19 7:11am

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SuperFurryAnimal said:

EmmaMcG said:
"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own.... To be continued.
Rodeo captured zero NK ships, neither Obama or Hillarys work or "fault" btw who's fault for what? Fault for not being a pussy and ignoring Kim's bullshit. Trump administration did. Trump did.




I love it when ineffectual omega males call Trump brave. Trump - the same guy who avoided the Vietnam War with student deferments and then made-up bone spurs. The same guy who slinked behind the backs of every wife he's ever had, and cheated on them. The same guy who tried to screw another man's wife.

You omega males are all the same. And we know it.

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Reply #14 posted 05/10/19 7:19am

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RodeoSchro said:



SuperFurryAnimal said:


EmmaMcG said:
"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own.... To be continued.

Rodeo captured zero NK ships, neither Obama or Hillarys work or "fault" btw who's fault for what? Fault for not being a pussy and ignoring Kim's bullshit. Trump administration did. Trump did.




I love it when ineffectual omega males call Trump brave. Trump - the same guy who avoided the Vietnam War with student deferments and then made-up bone spurs. The same guy who slinked behind the backs of every wife he's ever had, and cheated on them. The same guy who tried to screw another man's wife.

You omega males are all the same. And we know it.



Obama supporters everywhere quivering in the corner..oh no Trump upset Kim. Don't you know being nice is how you deal with terrorists and dictators. After all they hate us because it is something we did!
What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet?
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Reply #15 posted 05/10/19 7:43am

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SuperFurryAnimal said:

RodeoSchro said:




I love it when ineffectual omega males call Trump brave. Trump - the same guy who avoided the Vietnam War with student deferments and then made-up bone spurs. The same guy who slinked behind the backs of every wife he's ever had, and cheated on them. The same guy who tried to screw another man's wife.

You omega males are all the same. And we know it.

Obama supporters everywhere quivering in the corner..oh no Trump upset Kim. Don't you know being nice is how you deal with terrorists and dictators. After all they hate us because it is something we did!



See, the problem is that the omega male in the White House thinks he's tough, but in actuality he can't quit kissing Kim's ass:


"I was really tough and so was he, and we went back and forth," Trump told an adoring crowd of thousands at Wesbanco Arena in Wheeling. "And then we fell in love, OK? No, really, he wrote me beautiful letters, and they’re great letters. We fell in love.”

falloff You omega males are so weak, LOL.

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Reply #16 posted 05/10/19 9:50am

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SuperFurryAnimal said:

EmmaMcG said:

"We". Lol. I can just imagine Rodeo out there with a giant lasso, capturing the ship. No doubt the North Korean captain will invoke the right of parley and be taken directly to see Captain Rodeo. He'll plead his case. He'll get down on bended knee and beg Captain Rodeo to release him and his band of misfits. But Captain Rodeo will never show weakness in front of his men. Its something he learned long ago from his mentor, who had shown weakness by voting for Trump. That's when Captain Rodeo staged a mutiny and tossed his mentor overboard to the sharks. But that was then. Now, Captain Rodeo had a choice to make. Allow the North Korean captain off with a warning or make an example out of him? He knew what he had to do. He had to kill his Korean counterpart but he had to look cool doing it. So he took out his pistol, a gift from a beautiful blonde girl he met in Ireland, raised it up to the Korean's head and said "Sorry, but ship happens". He knew it was a terrible pun but before his men had time to react, he shot the north Korean captain dead. Then, without a word to his crew, Captain Rodeo withdrew to his quarters and later that night, could be heard weeping. Weeping not for the North Korean Captain who he'd gunned down in cold blood. Instead, he weeped for how awful his pun had been. And as he sat there weeping, his crew, led by the dastardly OnlyNDaUsa, prepared to stage a mutiny of their own....

To be continued.


Rodeo captured zero NK ships, neither Obama or Hillarys work or "fault" btw who's fault for what? Fault for not being a pussy and ignoring Kim's bullshit. Trump administration did. Trump did.


SuperFurryAnimal had survived mutiny at the hands of the now Captain, Rodeo. Any other man in his position would be glad to escape with his life and spend his remaining years counting his blessings that he survived not only Captain Rodeo, but also the sharks in the Republican Sea. But SuperFurryAnimal was not "any other man". He was a crackpot. A conspiracy theorist. And worst of all, he was jealous. Jealous of Captain Rodeo and his ability to seize North Korean ships. Because rather than admit defeat and bow to the power of Captain Rodeo, SuperFurryAnimal jumped up on his soapbox and shouted at anyone who'd listen. "It was Trump", he said. "Trump captured the ship. Rodeo is a false prophet. He'll lead you all astray but fear not. Lord Trump will save you. He'll grab your pussy and he'll never let you go. You'll be safe. With Him". Of course, these were just the ramblings of a mad man. But that's not to say he didn't have his own small set of followers. Chief among them was OnlyNDaUsa. A man who had once loyally served SuperFurryAnimal back when he was captain, before the mutiny. But these days OnlyNDaUsa sailed as part of Captain Rodeo's crew. Old Captain Rodeo had taken pity on him and allowed him to stay in the hope that he would be cured of his madness. After all, OnlyNDaUsa had shown signs of normality. But this generous act would later come back to haunt Captain Rodeo. Because as Captain Rodeo sat in his cabin, lamenting his poor choice of one liner against the North Korean captain, OnlyNDaUsa had sent word to SuperFurryAnimal, who was now on his way to his former ship to assist OnlyNDaUsa in a new Mutiny...

Would they overthrow the mighty Captain Rodeo? Or would Captain Rodeo regain his composure in time to deliver a final killing blow (and killer one liner) to his old enemy, once and for all?
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Reply #17 posted 05/10/19 10:59am

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EmmaMcG said:

SuperFurryAnimal said:
Rodeo captured zero NK ships, neither Obama or Hillarys work or "fault" btw who's fault for what? Fault for not being a pussy and ignoring Kim's bullshit. Trump administration did. Trump did.
SuperFurryAnimal had survived mutiny at the hands of the now Captain, Rodeo. Any other man in his position would be glad to escape with his life and spend his remaining years counting his blessings that he survived not only Captain Rodeo, but also the sharks in the Republican Sea. But SuperFurryAnimal was not "any other man". He was a crackpot. A conspiracy theorist. And worst of all, he was jealous. Jealous of Captain Rodeo and his ability to seize North Korean ships. Because rather than admit defeat and bow to the power of Captain Rodeo, SuperFurryAnimal jumped up on his soapbox and shouted at anyone who'd listen. "It was Trump", he said. "Trump captured the ship. Rodeo is a false prophet. He'll lead you all astray but fear not. Lord Trump will save you. He'll grab your pussy and he'll never let you go. You'll be safe. With Him". Of course, these were just the ramblings of a mad man. But that's not to say he didn't have his own small set of followers. Chief among them was OnlyNDaUsa. A man who had once loyally served SuperFurryAnimal back when he was captain, before the mutiny. But these days OnlyNDaUsa sailed as part of Captain Rodeo's crew. Old Captain Rodeo had taken pity on him and allowed him to stay in the hope that he would be cured of his madness. After all, OnlyNDaUsa had shown signs of normality. But this generous act would later come back to haunt Captain Rodeo. Because as Captain Rodeo sat in his cabin, lamenting his poor choice of one liner against the North Korean captain, OnlyNDaUsa had sent word to SuperFurryAnimal, who was now on his way to his former ship to assist OnlyNDaUsa in a new Mutiny... Would they overthrow the mighty Captain Rodeo? Or would Captain Rodeo regain his composure in time to deliver a final killing blow (and killer one liner) to his old enemy, once and for all?




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Reply #18 posted 05/10/19 11:02am

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Best thread ever! lol
President Trump is a disgusting piece of shit.
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Are we fucking crazy? Yes we are.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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